Love As Thou Wilt


All loveliness fades.

It was my freshman year at UCLA, and I was going to pick up my expedited passport because I had lost my other one and was going to Germany for the summer. That day they were coming to inspect my dorm, so I removed anything inappropriate from my living space, including (Gasp!) a neon green vibrator…

I’ve reblogged this already a long time ago but this is still so funny.

  1. useyourcharm reblogged this from lacrossesticks and added:
    is still so funny.
  2. fireinthefadingmoon reblogged this from lacrossesticks
  3. freddashdog said: I heart you for this. I really do. You should have kept it though. ;)
  4. birminghamdrunk said: my dad found one of mine one time by accident- coincidentally, it was also neon green. why can’t they make vibrators more normal colors- like, beige, or tan or something? well shit, i’m sure they do and i’ve just not been paying attention. LOLZ.
  5. bluebears said: oh my GOD. Every time I have to go to court downtown I like, scour my purse in the parking lot just in case there something potentially embarrassing. It’s like my worst fear.
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