February 2012
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Watchjkimisyellow:
da FUQ!?
Oh my god. What did I just watch. That was TERRIFYING.
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If you say “access” instead of “excess” in a makeup tutorial, I will dislike you and never trust your views on makeup ever again.
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No bites of my food.: Confession Time: Once I... →
It was my freshman year at UCLA, and I was going to pick up my expedited passport because I had lost my other one and was going to Germany for the summer. That day they were coming to inspect my dorm, so I removed anything inappropriate from my living space, including (Gasp!) a neon green vibrator…
I’ve reblogged this already a long time ago but this is still so funny.
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It’s days like today that convince me that I never should have left Orlando. I was miserable and suicidal, but at least I could see a doctor when I got sick or borrow a parents car instead of having to humiliate myself by asking people for rides. My asthma is in full force and I didn’t sleep last night because I couldn’t stop coughing for more than five minutes.
I finally just...
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Confession #797 (Confession #19)
lobalita:
I fully understand and know why a lot of people don’t like me or don’t want to be my friend.
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tempest in a teacup: A man's guide for men... →
anglophonicblog:
TRIGGER WARNING FOR: common sense things that every man should already know, but probably doesn’t. I apologize if some of these seem ridiculous.
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I know that I am a lot older than most heterosexual men in the blogosphere.
So first of all, in this hour of bat-shit…
stars-nrockets:
Please stop posting your cakey foundation, creased eyeshadow, and feathered lip stick in the make up tag.
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I haven’t been this excited for someone’s birthday gift in ages. EVEN THOUGH IT’S LATE AS FUCK (sorry jewfish).
But I am so excited and can’t wait to see the look on your face when I thrust it at you.
Obviously your gift is my pelvis.
87daysbefore:
yeah nothing about dr. who entices me or makes me want to watch it.
nothing against it at all or its fans, but I’m just not interested.
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Just threw up and now I feel like a champ.
The last time I was that drunk has to be NEVER. Oh good god I’m so hungover but I had so much fun and there ain’t no party like a jewface party. I’m gonna go die now.
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joshishollywood:
Every Kingdom Hearts game is the physical manifestation of “nottu dissu shittu again”
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DEUX POUR BON IVER! VOUS ALLEZ BON IVER!
czesc:
AND NONE FOR LADY GAGA. BYYYE.
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unecoquette:
Gaga just looked real confused Yeah I know actual good music is new for you it’s ok honey
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House Of Leaves Abridged
joshishollywood:
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Serena you are the most selfish bitch
and I am so over you.
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Watch87daysbefore:
megan-grace:
whoreoscopes:
Greatest 8 seconds of your life.
lana del stop it is becoming a thing omg yes
Oh goodness. I don’t even hate her like the majority of tumblr hipsters, but this is pretty bad.
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michael c. hall and jennifer carpenter, feb 8th... →
is yolo a cough drop or
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"I want to do everything with my life"
Motherfucker you haven’t had a job in the last 3 years.
You don’t do anything but sit on your computer all day.
I am so excited for another girl to realize you are a complete waste of space.
I kind of want to send you a message
warning you of the asshole you think that “lovely specimen” is.
I’ve done it with his last two girlfriends and in the end, they both came to me with questions and realized I wasn’t crazy, they weren’t crazy, he’s a fucking douchebag.
But, I think I’ll let this one run it’s course. He’s unstable, and you’ll see it. Whether it be a week,...
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I am so excited/jealous of my boyfriend's vday...